Fucking cotes

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Okay... I've said it before. I'll say it again. I will not smack you!!! I'm Merely gonna high five your FACE!!!

God made trees, God made grass. God made you... a fucking dumb ass!

There are 6 levels of stupidity... So, ah, how did you manage to make it to level 7?

Wants to go to wal-mart and randomly yell there's no toilet paper in here! while standing in the dressing room :)

Is writing a Christmas Story. Please help by adding a sentence. Ready? Go: Twas' the night before Christmas...

"Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire." - Francois De la Rouchefoucauld. <3

teacher: you have an after school detention student: ow well i may as well make the most of it! *Be's a proper bad ass*

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,, hey just in case you didn't hear me the first 7 times I love you

There's 8 letters in I Love You but there's also 8 letters in BULLSHIT!




I love you i love you your always in my heart

they breaks up with you than in less than 24 hours finds someone else...

There's no one here to comfort me here in my cold reality I'm searching for words what can i say to make you see

I am more confused than a chameleon in a box of skittles... _ _ <:_~_===>

No matter how things go wrong; mistakes help us find things that are really meant for us

Have you ever had one of those orange traffic cones on the highway SCREAM, " HIT ME " !!

Is wondering if any of the dollars I have, have been in a strippers butt.

Whenever you catch someones eye, be sure to smile. You never know how much it could mean.

The main reason girls like guys is because they make us look even smarter than we already are ;)

A true friend is someone who cares even when you don't. Who will help you even if you say you don't want it, but really need it. That is the Love of a friend...


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