Heart breaking cotes

I have a little angel that flies around with a hammer and taps everyone I love.. I hope they beats the crap out of you!!!

No feelings are meant to be hurt, there are different views from every window. Never asked for you to look out my window, but respect my view from it!

Loves it when you are lying next to that special someone and they put their arm around you because they want to not because you lay that close they have too..




Best friends knock at your front door and when you answer they give you a huge hug! Real friends walk straight through the door and call out ''I'm home!''

The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots.

Bitch ? Who are you calling a slut ? I believe you were the one just bragging about how many guys you slept with last week ! SO STEP OFF IT !!!

There were no calories in the chocolate I ate.There were no calories in the chocolate I ate.

Wouldn't the world be grand if people expected a lil less, gave a lil more, and remembered where it all comes from.

sometimes i pet my pussy, i rub my pussy, and i kiss my pussy... i know, your thinking I'm perverted, but i meant my pussy cat, now whose the perverted one? :)

I dare you to look at a mirror and punch yourself lightly in the head a few times and not laugh at the jackass in front of you.

Nobody thinks more highly of you than i do and that means you have a problem because i think you're a prat!

Feels like the last book on the shelf, the one nobody wants to read :(

If i had you I think I would be the happiest girl in the world :) <3

Is laughing because by the time you get through reading this status you will have realized its pointless and means nothing at all :)

Have u ever felt like crying and there was no tears to cry?

How come wen i get on&ur on chat my heart skips a beat?How come wen u message me my heart does a flip?Why do i smile when i see you or hear ur voice?

A blonde is rowing a rowboat through a corn field, a 2nd blonde walks up, and shouts,"Its blondes like you that make us look bad, if I could swim, I'd slap you!

A blonde is rowing a rowboat through a corn field, a 2nd blonde walks up, and shouts,"Its blondes like you that make us look bad, if I could swim, I'd slap you!

I would rather b bitten by a shark than to hang out with u than half to listen to u talk about 4 the rest of my life so wheres the shark ?

One day you may realize you lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones

Is wondering ..who many punches does it take to knock the stupid out of people ? for you .. its going to take a lot ! :P

What i ever did i do 2 u the only thing i did 2 u is set u up with a bad husband who made u a bitch

One day your gonna realize what you've done to us. I tried to warn you, but you didn't want to listen to me, now its me who doesn't care anymore.