Love and Funny Status

..Thinks it is time to hang up the bright glowing halo and lower down the horns so i can head to bed for a good nights sleep and start all over tomorrow!!

Public Service Announcement: Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day. It's made from beans, beans are vegetables, therefore chocolate is a vegetable.

Friends are like candy bars they can melt away...sometimes it's a good and bad thing.

WARNING: I say what I think, so if u can't handle it, chop down a tree, build a bridge and get the fuck over it!

I'm a safe junkie whore on a high flying through a war zone with a pissed up pilot

sometimes you have to put some toys on your shelf .. so when you're bored you pick one & play for a while (: P.s : Don't consider me one of yours !!!




I'm at a crossroad, i look left, i look right, and i look forward, yet trying so hard to keep myself from looking back and see the pain all over again.

I believe that people who purposely try to hurt others really need to first consider how damaging that can be to their own character.

Yeah you may see a smile on my face, but believe me, you don't know half of whats going on inside.

Relationships are like a warm shower... at first it's warm and cozy, then all the hot water runs out and you got nothin but coldness surrounding you :/

I want to tell them, I want them to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love them but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

You might be a redneck if...Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

The best way to be more American is invest in guns and stop giving a S***

As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3

Friend's are friends forever :) best friends are more like besties otherwise a close sister :) we are friends, forever, and always :) i love all my besties :)

wants to know- why is bread, eggs, & milk are the first thing to go out at a store when the weather man says a chance of snow???

like this if you have the most wonderful cousin you could wish for in the world

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Twinkle Twinkle little star and ABC have the same tune ... LOL I bet you just checked

I'm not letting you go because I don't love you... I'm letting you go so that you can realize that you love me.

Asked if there are too many Illegal Aliens in the U.S. , 17% Said Yes, 22% Said No, The Other 61% said, "I no speaka English."

and i will smile and put on a pretty face but in the end and inside of me its not ok,its the farthest from ok.

Thinks too many people are in relationships only when there significant other is watching. Trust in a relationship is the same even if they aren't watching.

I love it how I can be having the worst day then you make it better by just saying "Hello". =)

I dare u to go up to a train and when it is taking off run and say TAKE ME TO HOGWARTS