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100% of people who drink water die STOP putting GAY-ASS lovey dovey crap on Facebook and say it in person LOSER! If Facebook was ever shut down, you would see people wandering aimlessly through the streets, scribbling on walls and randomly poking each other. "No man with a working penis should drive a hybrid." " Bless yer heart " is a southernism for many a passive-aggressive insult, just in case you were wondering ?! you are what you eat that could explain y i wake up all bitchy this morning. "I think, therefore I'm single. Female philosopher" Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved. ? what is a person called when they get up and go to bed with chickens?? ~~old and lazy Be good, But if you cant be good then at least be good at it ;)

Have you seen Jamie Lee Curtis in the activia commercial? they's still scaring the shit out of me.. God, Thank you for blessing me with friends and family who stick with me and help me through the worst! GRANDPA TO GRAND KID: Go hide, your teacher is here because you bunked school today! If Someone Threw Skittles at me and yelled "Taste The Rainbow".. I would get 3 McDoubles, Throw the Burgers and Say "Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I'm Lovin it" ^^) ...When life throws you curve balls, never stop swinging the bat. You never know when you might accidentally hit a home run! If you think I'm being rude and lacking patience, go and try to have a conversation with somebody as stupid as you are I love Liars/Haters. They make my life so interesting. Especially when they don't have the guts to say it to my face. :) If wisdom comes with age, then by the time I'm 70 I'd better be a flipping genius!! I would like...