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I miss the old days when the only thing you could catch was DA cooties,we all ate candy,and the only bad thing we would ever do was stick up the middle finger..

Everyone is either on team Jacob or team Edward! why cant there be a team I Hate Twilight??


If Pigs could fly there wouldn't be any men on the ground.

What just went in your mouth?

You can't get on my nerves, no matter how hard you try~ 'Cause, I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT!!

When life gives you lemons, put bombs in them and give them to little kids! ;D

Sings~Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

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