Amazing FaceBook Status (Humar and Funny)

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At night, two blonds are sitting on a bench. One asks the other: "Which is closer? Florida? Or the Moon?" The other answers: "Duh! The moon. Can you see Florida

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

today begins my new story book, its my mystery, Idk where it will go or what will happen, but all that matters is I'm the author and i decide what happens..

I know I love you when your in my dream and I wake up happy and wishing I have the same dream the next night,I'll always love you,, though you don't know <3

Give that a try and then come talk to me Don't like what I say?

Tough shit, I don't live to blow sunshine up your ass.

Man may have invented fire, but women learnt how to play with it!;)

Shovels are linked to dead bodies in 2 ways. 1. used for burying people in a cemetery 2. What do you think killed the person?

Today i think i will be an angel and tomorrow i think ill be a devil cause my horns are getting tired of holding up the halo

"Dreams are shadows cast by truth shining on our darkest secrets"

People are morons!!!Hey look jackass stop standing on the side of the rode with your stupid ass sign saying HOMELESS NEED HELP!!!



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